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Pig attacks Tiger, defends Frog
The high-maintenance Muppet laid into the troubled golfer during a pre-recorded chat for the Wendy Williams Show in the US.
She also revealed what would happen to Kermit the Frog if he ever tried anything similar.
The interview is due to be aired on Friday.
But in a snippet carried on People magazine’s website the porcine princess reveals: “My Kermie is nothing like (Tiger). I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi.
“But if he did, you can rest assured there’d be a hole in one… and he’d be the one”.
Pig attacks Tiger, defends Frog – Yahoo! News UK
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Crossing a bridge with Bob Proctor
22 12 2009Once, a man named Joe and his little girl were crossing a wooden-bridge in Tarrytown, New York. Joe was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, “Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river.” The little girl said, “No, Dad. You hold my hand.” “What’s the difference?” Asked the puzzled father. “There’s a big difference,” replied the little girl. “If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go.” In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. As you may already know, over the last 40 years of Bob Proctor’s life he’s been holding people’s hands and leading them step-by-step across the bridge to a life of richness and success. If you allow him to hold your hand… he promises to keep your faith and lead you to a world of insane wealth and prosperity. Click here to find out exactly how he’ll be holding your hand and leading you step-by-step to the other side of the bridge: http://su.pr/1ufnTj
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The Christmas Tree – A very Special Card
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How did they find these?
22 12 2009
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Year’s Best Headlines
22 12 2009
THE YEAR’S BEST (actual!) HEADLINES
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!
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Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya’ think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to
Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks forLarger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chain-saw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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They Walk Among Us!!
22 12 2009*Caution… They Walk Among Us!*
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…..’Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said…’where???’*
**They Walk among us!!*
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’ When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.’ *
**They Walk Among Us!!*
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but ‘didn’t
think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving’.*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!*
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped………… She keeps it in the trunk…*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!*
My friends and I were on a Lager run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount…. *
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!*
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, ‘Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?’ I had to explain that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned…*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! *
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’…*
**They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.*
**Yep, They Walk Among Us, too!*
*Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they reproduce, and vote!!!!*
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PASTOR WITH GUTS!!!
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ONE OF THE BEST STORIES EVER TOLD!
21 12 2009As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard . Mrs.. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X’s and then putting a big ‘F ‘ at the top of his papers. At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child’s past records and she put Teddy’s off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise. Teddy’s first grade teacher wrote, ‘Teddy is a bright child with a ready laugh. He does his work neatly and has good manners… He is a joy to be around..’ His second grade teacher wrote, ‘Teddy is an excellent student, well liked by his classmates, but he is troubled because his mother has a terminal illness and life at home must be a struggle.’ His third grade teacher wrote, ‘His mother’s death has been hard on him. He tries to do his best, but his father doesn’t show much interest, and his home life will soon affect him if some steps aren’t taken.’ Teddy’s fourth grade teacher wrote, ‘Teddy is withdrawn and doesn’t show much interest in school. He doesn’t have many friends and he sometimes sleeps in class.’ By now, Mrs. Thompson realized the problem and she was ashamed of herself. She felt even worse when her students brought her Christmas presents, wrapped in beautiful ribbons and bright paper, except for Teddy’s. His present was clumsily wrapped in the heavy, brown paper that he got from a grocery bag. Mrs. Thompson took pains to open it in the middle of the other presents. Some of the children started to laugh when she found a rhinestone bracelet with some of the stones missing, and a bottle that was one-quarter full of perfume.. But she stifled the children’s laughter when she exclaimed how pretty the bracelet was, putting it on, and dabbing some of the perfume on her wrist. Teddy Stoddard stayed after school that day just long enough to say, ‘Mrs. Thompson, today you smelled just like my Mom used to.’ After the children left, she cried for at least an hour. On that very day, she quit teaching reading, writing and arithmetic. Instead, she began to teach children. Mrs. Thompson paid particular attention to Teddy. As she worked with him, his mind seemed to come alive. The more she encouraged him, the faster he responded. By the end of the year, Teddy had become one of the smartest children in the class and, despite her lie that she would love all the children the same, Teddy became one of her ‘teacher’s pets..’ A year later, she found a note under her door, from Teddy, telling her that she was the best teacher he ever had in his whole life. Six years went by before she got another note from Teddy. He then wrote that he had finished high school, third in his class, and she was still the best teacher he ever had in life. Four years after that, she got another letter, saying that while things had been tough at times, he’d stayed in school, had stuck with it, and would soon graduate from college with the highest of honors. He assured Mrs. Thompson that she was still the best and favorite teacher he had ever had in his whole life. Then four more years passed and yet another letter came. This time he explained that after he got his bachelor’s degree, he decided to go a little further. The letter explained that she was still the best and favorite teacher he ever had. But now his name was a little longer…. The letter was signed, Theodore F. Stoddard, MD. The story does not end there. You see, there was yet another letter that spring. Teddy said he had met this girl and was going to be married. He explained that his father had died a couple of years ago and he was wondering if Mrs. Thompson might agree to sit at the wedding in the place that was usually reserved for the mother of the groom. Of course, Mrs. Thompson did. And guess what? She wore that bracelet, the one with several rhinestones missing. Moreover, she made sure she was wearing the perfume that Teddy remembered his mother wearing on their last Christmas together. They hugged each other, and Dr. Stoddard whispered in Mrs. Thompson’s ear, ‘Thank you Mrs. Thompson for believing in me. Thank you so much for making me feel important and showing me that I could make a difference.’ Mrs. Thompson, with tears in her eyes, whispered back.. She said, ‘Teddy, you have it all wrong. You were the one who taught me that I could make a difference. I didn’t know how to teach until I met you.’ (For you that don’t know, Teddy Stoddard is the Doctor at Iowa Methodist in Des Moines that has the Stoddard Cancer Wing.) Warm someone’s heart today. . . pass this along. Most love this story so very much, they even cry each time they read it. Just try to make a difference in someone’s life today? tomorrow? just ‘do it’. Random acts of kindness, is what it is called!
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A Very Blessed Christmas
21 12 2009
Christmas is a wonderful time when God’s Love
And goodwill fill people’s hearts
And the world is a little bit kinder
And more like it really should be every day.
Your’re the kind of person
Whose faith reflects
The true meaning of the season-
Not just at Christmas
But each day of the year
Everyone around you
Feels the gentle goodness
That you bring to their lives
And those who are touched
By your caring spirit
Receive a very special gift.
Wishing You a Christmas
Filled with God’s Blessings
And a truly prosperous New Year.
Las & Arlene Ratnayake
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Red Marbles
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